stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

what the fuck does it want now
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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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